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@3mel | 21 October 17 | |
stop crying before I give you something to really cry about, have we done that one yet ? I don't say that btw, nor do I have kids |
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@shadow27 | 22 October 17 | |
Us kids: what's for dinner? Mum: sh*t on toast |
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@ry.do | 22 October 17 | |
'yer in and oot here mair times than a blue serge suit at the paawn!' 'He'd drink it through a shiitty cloot if it was for free!' If I said I was hungry she'd go 'hungers good kitchen!' I still say that one. 'whit dae ye want me tae do about it? Break oot in scabs and start a clinic??' My Mam says some weird stuff!
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@ry.do | 22 October 17 | |
Just minded when I'd ask for money she'd say 'Who do you think I am? Carnegie??' I was about 20 before I knew who Carnegie was! haha
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@wolf1v36 | 22 October 17 | |
If whenever we spoke at mealtimes while at the table mum always said Shut up, and eat your dinner, everytime you speak, you miss a mouthful, or sometimes it was dont speak with your mouth full. Got it mixed up once and said dont open your mouth while you are eating. We never let her to live that one down.
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@say.what | 22 October 17 | |
My grandad used to say 'penny for your thoughts' I said to him, im thinking it should be a pound
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