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@obi_jon | 3 February 24 | |
Struggling to find local tradesmen? Simply walk into a pub at some point in the afternoon.
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@obi_jon | 3 February 24 | |
Make funerals more enjoyable by only attending the ones of people you didn't really like.
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@obi_jon | 3 February 24 | |
Recreate the excitement of the Olympic Synchronised Swimming by filling a table football game with water.
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@ogdenz | 3 February 24 | |
Get rid of other people's foul smelling farts quicker by taking bigger sniffs.
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@ogdenz | 3 February 24 | |
Buddhists and Hindu's ensure you have a financially comfortable next life by simply leaving everything you own to yourself in your will.
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@faun | 25 February 24 | |
Recreate the Covid19 experience by going to a trampoline park on two cans of Red Bull and shopping at a Polski supermarket. The next day your bones will be killing you and you won't be able to taste anything. |
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@vedder | 25 February 24 | |
When school kids ask you to buy them f*gs, take their money and fleece the little c**ts. Using this method you not only save a small portion of their lungs, but you also line your pockets.
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