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@kristy59 | 11 December 09 | |
kind of language in this house, now go to your room for 2 hours, when you come out, you may play with your train but I want you to use nice language'. 2 hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
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@kristy59 | 11 December 09 | |
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.' She hears the boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.' As the mother began to smile, the child added....
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@kristy59 | 11 December 09 | |
'For those of you who are p*ssed off about the 2 hour delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen.'
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@kristy59 | 11 December 09 | |
nice of you to pop in, stubby, in the middle of my joke lol
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@tonker | 11 December 09 | |
I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a fking paedophile
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@tonker | 11 December 09 | |
My s*x life has gone down hill lately so the missis bought a d*ldo. She said its shaped like a carrot, which is ironic really because her f*nny looks like a fking yawning donkey....
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@preck18 | 11 December 09 | |
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
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@preck18 | 11 December 09 | |
What do you get when you stick a knife in a baby? A life-sentence in jail.
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@bl0ndiie | 12 December 09 | |
How many emos do it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to write a peom about the old one
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@bl0ndiie | 12 December 09 | |
Two eggs boiling in a sausepan one says fuuck ive got a huge crack the other replies stop im not hard yet
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