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@kristy59 | 11 September 21 | |
then you better radio every ship and ask them to let off a flare, thats as good as a firework display said kristy, we cant do that the lifeboat and crew will think a ship is in trouble said ben, they wont if you tell them before the flares are let off, 19 boats in the harbour, 19 flares, 20 flares go up, the lifeboat can launch said kristy and pulled a face at wolfie, good idea darling but that idiot will take all night to sort it out, we will all be in bed by then said wolfie
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@wolf1v36 | 12 September 21 | |
@ kristy59 - 11.09.21 - 10:58pm Oh yes, we just waiting for the fireworks, when you going to let them off said ben, we havent got any fireworks on our ship you idiot, the harbour does the firework display said wolfie, well no one told me, we havent got any fireworks here replied ben. OMG who put you in charge of this regatta shouted wolfie and told kristy about the bldy idiot on the phone, kristy giggled and wolfie mouthed ITS NOT FUNNY, kristy took the phone from wolfie, well ben if you havent got a few sparklers to light Wolfie said to kristy tell that bonehead that when or if any fireworks do arrive within the next 30 minutes, tell him to light one, and put it up his ass! That should make him jump to attention no problems then, and we will sit and enjoy the spectacle from here! Kristy burst out laughing and said silly sod as she handed wolfie back the phone,. |
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@kristy59 | 15 September 21 | |
Well ben if there no fireworks and no flares you best announce the regatta is over, thank everyone for coming and wish them a safe journey home said wolfie, cant you do that captain said ben, wolfie took a deep breath then shouted down the phone YOUR THE HARBOUR MASTER ITS YOUR JOB NOT MINE said wolfie and switched his phone off
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@kristy59 | 15 September 21 | |
Kristy took wolfies hand, dont upset yourself darling, lets go and find a bottle of something and have a drink or two then sort out this party said kristy, wolfie agreed and soon found a bottle of whiskey
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@kristy59 | 19 September 21 | |
and were happily drinking it and slowly getting drunk when ljs turned up
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@wolf1v36 | 19 September 21 | |
An' ow the 'ell av ee bawf manijd to git yerselfs in this blummun stett? The pair of ee, darnitawll! Twash easzshe! We ad a zsherbet! Wolfie said with slurred words, as kristy just sat on ljs's lap giggling as she kissed ljs on the cheek and tweaking his beard. Giv awver a minnut will ee lass, wot arr we gawin to do wiv ee bawf? An' you wolfie m'boy ye shud set an example, wot ever puzzested the bawf ov ee? Whishkee! Wolfie replied somehow,. Domn shillee assh,!
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@kristy59 | 19 September 21 | |
The party has started and everyone wondering where the host and hostess are said jim, we ere jim join us said kristy and passed jim the bottle which ljs grabbed, hey thats mine shouted wolfie and went to stand up and fell back down again
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@kristy59 | 20 September 21 | |
Kristy giggled, c'mon you 2 lets get some coffee down you then you can join the party and perhaps you and i could dance said jim and winked at kristy, hang on jim ladd thats my wife you winking at said wolfie trying to stand up again, aye captain it is, the only woman i have ever loved said jim, kristy giggled again, dont encourage him, i think our jim been at the bottle as well said wolfie and laughed
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@wolf1v36 | 21 September 21 | |
After a couple of black coffees and a quick trot around the deck in the cool fresh air and a hug from demelza and lynnette wolfie felt better and sober, he said. Ross! I think that i had better go up above and get the anchors raised and the sails unfurled,and all lights on, the ship is booked to head the finale the parade of sail and back to the harbour, at least we can do that, their original plan was to have the firework display as we were heading near the harbour,
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@wolf1v36 | 21 September 21 | |
As i don't want to be sat out here all night just because that pillock rawlings hasn't the foggiest idea of what he is doing! The bloke couldn't arrange a farting contest!!! Wolfie ranted, i will arrange the regatta for him next year. You'll see if i don't! Wolfie said, as he put his cap and tunic on and headed to and opened the door,. Ross said, don't worry bryan, your son kris and daughter in law have saved the day, someone delivered the fireworks that were meant for falmouth regatta,
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