Do us all a favour admin and go and delete ya self marks outa 10 for a cr*p topic, for wasting my energy, and my ink. You deserve a big massive 000000.00000 recuring.

So Mr Patel sat in his chair watching

Watching his CCTV cameras n wandered who wld visit him to nite, he had some sarnies so he opened one n out popped?

an ugly big c0ckroach...

Followed by 5 more c*ckroaches, and another, mr patel looked down into his lunchbox and saw that his sarnies had more whiskers on them than i have got on my chin! Disgusted he promptly threw the lot out of the window!. The guard dog outside wet tn have a look, turned up his nose,, and said even i aint gonna eat that shyte, ,

Out comes Moplady with her magic brushes and mop and cleaning liquid to clean up the area, but upon sighting the mess

Out comes Moplady with her magic brushes and mop and cleaning liquid to clean up the area, but upon sighting the mess was violently sick, and said, NO! Why should I always have to always clean their mess, let em clean up their own crud and rubbish!.

What Moplady does not know is that an Alien is watching her with his own mop in his hands....

Yummy said george the alien n ate all the mess then cleaned the floor with his magic mop as he sat looking at the stars

Pointing his finger at a bright star he said HOME ... george wants to go HOME n started to cry blue tears