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@kristy59 | 18 February 20 | |
My wife went off with my best mate, i do miss him
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@poppyg | 26 February 20 | |
@ kristy59 - 12.10.19 - 04:30pm Nurse came and said doc, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible, what should I tell him? The doctor replied, tell him I can't see him today |
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@3000ad | 18 March 20 | |
My girlfriend invited me to her house, but I found her sister alone in the house when I arrived. She was completely naked wearing nothing lying on the sofa. She was unbelievably sexy, she slowly work up to me and whispered in my ear:I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?. I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend and my entire-future-family standing outside, clapping hands, tears in my girlfriends eye. My girlfriend's Dad rushed with a spread arms and hugged me, and said:we are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldnt have asked for a better man for our daughter you've won my trust, Welcome to the family! Moral of the story: Always keep condoms in your car...lolx |
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@crail | 18 March 20 | |
@ 3000ad - 18.03.20 - 06:16pm My girlfriend invited me to her house, but I found her sister alone in the house when I arrived. She was completely naked wearing nothing lying on the sofa. She was unbelievably sexy, she slowly work up to me and whispered in my ear:I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?. I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend and my entire-future-family standing outside, clapping hands, tears in my girlfriends eye. My girlfriend's Dad rushed with a spread arms and hugged me, and said:we are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldnt have asked for a better man for our daughter you've won my trust, Welcome to the family! Moral of the story: Always keep condoms in your car...lolx Old but gold |
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@3000ad | 19 March 20 | |
meaning?
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@3000ad | 19 March 20 | |
Im not a bad person....U see I hate weddings because everytime an old person see's me there. They will poke me and say hey your next So Ive started doing the same to them at funerals. Im not bad or am I?
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@3000ad | 19 March 20 | |
Life is too short to commit suicide....... Be patience u will soon die......lol |
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@3000ad | 19 March 20 | |
*This is the first time both question and answer are same.!* Q: Who declared Corona as a pandemic?. A: WHO declared Corona as a pandemic. |
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@kristy59 | 19 March 20 | |
@ 3000ad - 18.03.20 - 06:16pm My girlfriend invited me to her house, but I found her sister alone in the house when I arrived. She was completely naked wearing nothing lying on the sofa. She was unbelievably sexy, she slowly work up to me and whispered in my ear:I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?. I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend and my entire-future-family standing outside, clapping hands, tears in my girlfriends eye. My girlfriend's Dad rushed with a spread arms and hugged me, and said:we are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldnt have asked for a better man for our daughter you've won my trust, Welcome to the family! Moral of the story: Always keep condoms in your car...lolx |
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@3000ad | 20 March 20 | |
The world was good and healthy and safe for thirty years until Liverpool decided that they want to win the EPL...lolx
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