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2 fish in a tank.. one says you drive and I'll man the guns |
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@wolf1v36 | 24 August 19 | |
2 crisps having a walk, a car stops the driver offers them a lift, they replied, No thanks, we're walkers.
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@kristy59 | 24 August 19 | |
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@lapple | 13 September 19 | |
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. |
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@lapple | 13 September 19 | |
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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@lapple | 13 September 19 | |
went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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@wolf1v36 | 14 September 19 | |
I too went to the doctors and said My hair keeps falling out, Do you have anything to keep it in? Doc said yes, is this box any good?.
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@neptun3z | 18 September 19 | |
Mary had a little lamb. So we ate bbq.
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@crail | 18 September 19 | |
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@wolf1v36 | 6 October 19 | |
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck, she put them on the table to see if they would fall off.
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@six | 6 October 19 | |
Q) what's orange and sounds like a parrot? A) a carrot
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