On a cautionary note . You shouldnt have sex in the dark , cos often when the light goes on you see where you went wrong !

Thank u Misstress Tiklz

Sir billy my mind boggles at your wisdom and many questions spring to mind as to the mistakes you may have made do they involve the thighs of which we speak and if so may i suggest you try coop birds from now on

As the pool player said , shall i go 4the pink or brown ?

aint that snooker lol

Best u sort ur cue out man, if you good u get to pot both

May be ? Do u know a lot bout ball games ?

Shud i rub me end wiv chalk ?

Ive been known to pot a few lol, and yes sir billy always make sure ur end is chalked nowt worse than a slippy end at the start of the game