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a duck walks into a store and says Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know... ducks cannot speak! However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a ... |
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@evaknigh | 15 May 07 |
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The duck slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway seeing as he has no lips.
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@lizzie28 | 15 May 07 |
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@evaknigh | 15 May 07 |
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? - A media circus about eh debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
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@deluca | 15 May 07 |
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uh 
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@evaknigh | 15 May 07 |
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A whgite man is driving a cadillac on a highway in Texas. He notices a black man pushing his bicycle along the side of the road. He pulls over to talk to the black man and offer him a ride. He says I can't fit your bike into my car, but i cant tie it to the back and let you ride behind me. If i'm going too fast just yell! The black man says No thanks that sounds pretty risky
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@evaknigh | 15 May 07 |
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A duck walks into a bar... Animal control is promptly called, the duck is taken to a near by park and realeased.
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@elisa_22 | 15 May 07 |
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In a public library an italian man n a englishman r engaged in a animated conversation. A lady sittin next 2 them ignores that at first but her attention is caught by the italian man, emma c*ms firts. Then i come. Then two c*m 2gthr. I c*m once more. 2 asses, they c*m 2gthr again. I c*m again n pee twice. Then i c*m one lasta time. The lady snaps u sex obsessed swine! Speakin aloud in a....
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@evaknigh | 15 May 07 |
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You people have ZERO sense of humour! Any way don't mind me - What's worse than fiding a worm in your apple? - - The holocaust.
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@elisa_22 | 15 May 07 |
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.... Public place about your sex life! Hey coola down lady the italian says, whos a talking abouta sex? Im a justa tellin my friend here how 2 spell MISSISSIPPI
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@divrot | 15 May 07 |
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Dont know whats a centipede or whatever, but the jokes r GREAT
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