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Probably stretching hilarity there but nonetheless, this is a topic for tweets which you find funny or any other short stuff you think is funny, i will be stealing from Twitter only, enjoy b***hes..... |
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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It's impossible. said pride. It's risky. said experience. It's pointless. said reason. Ggrraadrttgrrtrr. said Chewbacca.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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I'm reenacting the War of 1812 with 47 gummy bears so I think the Ambien has finally kicked in. Casualties have been immense... delicious
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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@GreenishDuck: This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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@noogscorner: God: You take him. Devil: No way. You take him. God: Im not taking him. Devil: Neither am I. Lil Wayne: Whaa yall haa talkihhng aboo?
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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@izrigrod: I'm so single my cat has a cat.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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@CheryeDavis: The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby..
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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@grimpossible: Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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@mikeysny: When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the math part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 |
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@AristotlesNZ: Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?
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