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@1lostie | 19 November 15 | |
A 28 year old demolition worker in michigan attempted suicide by washing down nitroglycerine pills with vodka. He then tried to explode the pills by repeatedly ramming himself into a wall. He was treated for bruises and released from hospital after some much needed counselling
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@obi_jon | 10 July 23 | |
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@obi_jon | 10 July 23 | |
Hitting water hard at any kind of speed fkn hurts, like a LOT. It's like hitting concrete, as anyone who has ever been water skiing or been thrown/fallen off one of those giant inflatables they tow behind a speedboat at touristy beach resorts could attest to.
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@ogdenz | 10 July 23 | |
There's been a few people I've read of who's last words were 'Don't worry,it's not loaded'! Unintentional suicide. |
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@mikeymk | 10 July 23 | |
People have the right to die of stupidity, no matter what council muck together and proclaim otherwise.
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@obi_jon | 10 July 23 | |
All these 'boat jumping' deaths were due to poor judgement, oh and their necks being broken on impact with the water
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@obi_jon | 10 July 23 | |
@ mikeymk - 10.07.23 - 05:41pm People have the right to die of stupidity, no matter what council muck together and proclaim otherwise. Natural selection. |
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@obi_jon | 10 July 23 | |
You don't necessarily even need to die to recieve a Darwin award, just take yourself out of the gene pool in an unusually stupid or novel way, like the Japanese factory worker who used to pass the time at work by sneakily pleasuring himself and rubbing his penis against a rubber conveyor belt, until of course one day he managed to get his junk caught in the workings, first mangling his meat and two veg before ripping them clean off.
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