Ur on ur last legs lady... I'd have loved to have said how many pairs of legs have I got.. But I'd have got grounded

Oh god no. I'm the complete opposite of my parents and thankfully so.

Aye me to Piggle... My Mam was a cow

Ul be laughing on the other side of ur face

you will understand when you get older. my sw

Put wood in hole meaning close the door l still say it lol

born in a barn

goin round the wrekin

If you eat your carrots you will be able to see in the dark and other stuff they'd tell me to eat things and nah I don't say them things.

Yes...my great grandmother always say wah sweet me will soon sour lol meaning whatever is making me happy will make me sad...i used to climb mango trees wen i was younger for fun...n she didnt like it, so she always tell me that...and most times i did cry after because ants will bite me on the tree or the owner of the tree will come catch me stealing his mangoes...lol..so I tell my son the same thing wen he's being stubborn.. N she always walk bare feet wen she's home...and sadly my son and I adopt the bad habit..so I walk bare feet once I'm home or visiting my friends house. I was watching family guy and there was an episode where quagmire lost his wig n needed hair transplant.. Meet up at the bar, talking n there was a flashback of Peter wen he didn't wear shoes....so quagmire ask him to put on some shoes.... Peter said u mean foot prison? Nah lmao lmao...I find it funny...bt yea my feet isn't in prison according to Peter wen I'm home