What if you only whistle the first or second note? What if you leave a 5 second gap between notes? What if you whistle the first and your mate whistles the second note?

fuggging stupid springs to mind. I get that it can be deeply unwanted and unnerving being leered at by multiple strange men, but it's not a bloody HATE crime.

flipping lefties... oh wait

bloodi stupid, its a compliment.

Women should be allowed to walk around without being whistled at by men. Many would find it uncomfortable. Most firms now class it as gross misconduct. People have been sacked for it

It's ridiculous, just like the concept of 'hate crimes' in general.

Women are weak. Some gay lads wolf whistled me once. I just got my ars* out and mooned them

When i was working outside a few years ago a member of the public started having a go at me for no reason, i told him to fk off and he dropped his trousers as he walked off as he thought it would insult me, me and my mate pissed ourselves, it was very bizarre.

That was me!

Anyway dogs are grateful for wolf whistles. It's the stuck up fit ones that can get any man that are the problem here