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@3mel | 28 December 21 | |
@ ogdenz - 28.12.21 - 07:49pm Was at The bar with a good mate one night and i saw a gorgeous redhead with a lovely arse,she was about 10 feet away. Being a bit drunk i was telling my mate what id like to do to her..I walked over to speak to her,tapped her on the shoulder and she turned around only then I saw she was a hairy faced bloke. with a lovely arse. on that subject, I was watching this video yesterday and thought that must happen to the fight coordinator in the video quite a bit. http://youtu.be/HwuwgJR2Qg8 |
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@mikeymk | 28 December 21 | |
@ deusexmachina - 28.12.21 - 07:33pm I have those. Lumpy ribs. I have them in my back from the car crash, so i have to sit forward in hard-back chairs. |
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@crail | 28 December 21 | |
@ogdenz | 29 December 21 | |
@ 3mel - 28.12.21 - 10:38pm with a lovely arse. on that subject, I was watching this video yesterday and thought that must happen to the fight coordinator in the video quite a bit. http://youtu.be/HwuwgJR2Qg8 Haha! |
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@ang84 | 23 May 23 | |
@ gt_tdi - 1.09.18 - 11:15pm An ex decided to start her ram's head evacuation while we were having some sex. When it finished, she was on top, so she dismounted, both of us blissfully unaware of the horrors that were about to unfold. As she started to get up off me, a big blob of her innards, mixed with my own contribution, fell out of her and landed in my belly button with a loud splat. She lived in a shared house, so I then had to navigate my way to the bathroom without being seen, while carrying The Thing in my navel. I made it to the shower and started trying to get clean. I hosed my stomach down and it slid out - I'm sure I heard it scream as it fell towards the shower floor - so I carried on washing myself. As I turned off the shower and the soap cleared from around the drain, I saw it. It hadn't gone down the hole. I had to turn the shower back on and poke that thing with my big toe until it finally disappeared. I did not see her again. This makes me wanna spew lol. |
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