I'm gonna take my chances and mug him for all he's got. He could have some sweet future loot on him.. He's probably just a possible future self anyway.

ask him if he ate the red or blue pill and then kill him

I kill your future self, you kill mine.. like Strangers on a Train time travel edition.

Congratulate myself on some brilliant life choices

Even if she is some hobo on the street?

she was going for sarcasm methinks

I doubt id recognize myself

I'm not interested in meeting my future self. I'd rather meet my past self, 8 to 9 years ago.

I'd tell my past self this:

Listen to me good, the Forex you're trading would not amount to anything, you would lose all of your invested money. Buy Bitcoins instead, as much as possible, they sell for cents now, but in 8 years from now, they'd would be extremely valuable.

Don't store them on exchanges as so many of them would be hacked or get closed. Store them in a reputable software wallet instead, much safer. Next, buy a water tight box, then write down your wallet's private key in a piece of paper and put it in the box. Make sure the box is locked properly, then bury this box in a location only you know.

On the 17th of December 2017,the price of 1 bitcoin would be around 20,000 USD. On this date, retrieve the buried box. Restore your wallet using the private key written in the paper. Sell all your bitcoins, you will be very wealthy man.

Bitcoin bros for life!



Superwog reference there..

This