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Why do woman prefer a choc bar to a man she gets satisfaction and always 7 inches |
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@ladibud | 21 November 18 | |
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. Why don't |
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@ladibud | 21 November 18 | |
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. |
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@ladibud | 21 November 18 | |
Why do doctors slap babies' bottoms as soon as they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. |
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@ladibud | 21 November 18 | |
What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. |
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@sourface | 21 November 18 | |
Why do you keep closing your account?
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 | |
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because men won't stop to ask directions. |
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@gt_tdi | 21 November 18 | |
@ mikeymk - 21.11.18 - 12:42pm Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because men won't stop to ask directions. You're so bitter about sperm, maaan. |
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 | |
Men have two emotions; hungry and h*rny - If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 | |
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys drinking Stella and watching football. |
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 | |
@ gt_tdi - 21.11.18 - 12:43pm You're so bitter about sperm, maaan. Probably! |
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