Irish man injected himself
with his own s*men for 18
months in bizarre home
back pain cure



An Irish man spent a year and a half
injecting himself with s*men in an
effort to cure his back pain, doctors
discovered after he turned up at a
hospital with a swollen, abscessed
arm in addition to his chronic back condition.


The man willingly divulged the
details of his s*men cure when
questioned, admitting he'd been
injecting the manly medicine as an
innovative treatment for his back
pain once a month for the last 18 months, both intravenously and
intra-muscularly, using a hypodermic
needle he'd bought online.


The cure was 100 percent his own
idea as well as his
own manufacture and developed
without medical advice, he told
doctors in the Dublin hospital as
they presumably stared in disbelief.


While his primary complaint was a
flareup of his back pain, the man's
arm was found to be swollen with
semen that had leaked into the
surrounding tissues from failed
injections his last dose having apparently been a triple. Doctors x-
rayed the limb just in case perhaps
believing (hoping?) the whole story
was a monstrous hoax.


The patient's back improved enough
while he was in the hospital for him
to, er, discharge himself without
opting to have the abscess in his arm
drained.
[b]
Unable to find any other cases in the
medical literature of a person
injecting themselves with s*men for
any reason and coming up empty
even on a search of more eclectic
internet sites and forums Dr. L. Dunne wrote up the man's case for
the January issue of the Irish Medical Journal in an article titled 'Semenly'
Harmless Back Pain. Score one for
science.