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So we have all probably had to sit through these on numerous occasions and they range from the horrendous to brilliant. Who are the best ones you have heard? |
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@trashy | 30 April 19 |
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Does my uncle drunkenly rambling at family gatherings count? 
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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Yeah why not? What did he say?
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@bozzalad | 30 April 19 |
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never heard one i don't move in those circles |
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@bazinga | 30 April 19 |
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Too rich for my blood.
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@wakeup4 | 30 April 19 |
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Most of them funny stories will be pure lies. Who would wanna sit through all that bollox?
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@tranie | 30 April 19 |
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My dad wasn't bad at after dinner talks. He sort of had a fan club. If you are into radio ham stuff then you probably have herd of him. Saw Nat Lofthouse he was pretty funny
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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Of course it is scripted. Who on earth would do it without prepared material.
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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@ wakeup4 - 30.04.19 - 09:48pm Most of them funny stories will be pure lies. Who would wanna sit through all that bollox? That's your thing though isn't it. |
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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The best one I have seen is Martin Bayfield. It was very funny and told in a very engaging manner.
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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@ kipling - 30.04.19 - 09:54pm Talentless ! Just like English pig rugby players You should drink less. |
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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Jesus wept. Grow up or sober up.
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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@ kipling - 30.04.19 - 10:01pm Oh and that's coming from Grimsby , no respect That doesn't make sense, at all. So you have either liked your own comment or there is some other pissed up, lonely as hell sad c*nt who speaks your level of dumb c*nt. |
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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What lol?
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@piggle | 30 April 19 |
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Is this a big boys thing cause I went to Taco Bell for dinner. Was fab btw
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@deusexmachina | 30 April 19 |
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The majority have been because of blokes stuff. But a lot have been work functions as well.
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@dodgey | 30 April 19 |
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@ piggle - 30.04.19 - 10:12pm Is this a big boys thing cause I went to Taco Bell for dinner. Was fab btw Mmm good choice |
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@piggle | 30 April 19 |
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Fanciest dinner I've ever been to a wee guy on minimum wage kept handing me wee rolls with tongs
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@sisfreak2017 | 30 April 19 |
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Do funerals count? My brother in-law did an excellent one at my other brother in-laws funeral , it was serious,funny and sad, he ended up crying though. That was a really packed funeral and took some balls of him. but it was something he really wanted to do and he got an applause. |
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@3mel | 30 April 19 |
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let's pretend we've attended dinner parties alongside Peter Ustinov 
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@3mel | 30 April 19 |
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@ kipling - 30.04.19 - 10:08pm Grimsby nerve touched , wow ah yes, the recently discovered Grimsby Nerve, if I'm not mistaken leading to the unicorn gland right ? |
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