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Had any nice surprises lately? I'm not sure i remember them as much as i'd like. Even the little things. A little thing happened today but it could've been bad. I was out on the bike and saw an old mate. We were near his house, and he invited me round. He ain't changed, and as i sat in a room stinking of weed, he asked me if i wanted a drink. Well, it was more a prompt.. Well what could i do, ask if he had any pressed blueberry juice..? ''Yeah, go on then'' My eyes rolled into the back of my head, as i asked myself wtf i was doing, and how bad this was gonna go. He pulled a tall can from the fridge. Beer, cider, who tf knows... 'Nordic' was the brand. I let chatter interrupt any further investigation for a few moments, but in the back of my head, all i could think of was an impending poisoning by a 10p can of battery acid. 'Pear flavour' Now i have my history regarding cider knowledge, and even at my worst times, there was cider made of apples or pears. Quite what pear flavour cider was, well that was a matter of speculation. As he fired the decks up (he's like 42) i frantically looked around for a plant pot. Well. There may have been some in the attic, but there were none within reach. I was gonna have to drink this shyte. As my glands swole up, and my saliva went acidic, i subtly caught a glance of the ingredients list. It said it was made of apples. A bold claim, i thought. No mention of pears, tho. He spun up an old skool tune, and i went for it. Fk it. And erm.. whoa, it was nice! So smooth, sweet, not at all acidic, bitter, or even tangy. It was like a smoother, nicer version of Stella Cidre. It was like it was brewed with yellow apples. Suddenly he was like my best mate. I had four cans! The most i've been tipsy in ages (four percent lol) and i thought on the way home... that'd make a topic. Come on. You can do better. Had any nice surprises lately? Anything go better than you expected? |
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@ogdenz | 19 September 19 | |
Yep. The Mrs sneaked in some beers without my knowledge. About 10pm she said fancy a beer! How my heart lept! She's an angel.
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@tazdevil | 19 September 19 | |
No, nothing lately. I'm in need for a nice surprise. Very disappointed that nobody sent money/nudes.
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@trashy | 19 September 19 | |
Very rarely am I surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised
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@tranie | 19 September 19 | |
Isn't pear cider called Perry?
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@3mel | 19 September 19 | |
that's been my understanding
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@tasti2 | 19 September 19 | |
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@crail | 19 September 19 | |
A nice pair cider? what a tall tale
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@3mel | 19 September 19 | |
last time I can recall be happily surprised is a good few years back. I'd just bought a little green and while in the lift on my way home I found... another baggy. |
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@dodgey | 19 September 19 | |
Last week, got a call off an old army mate who was down from up north but working in Wimbledon, hadn't seen him in ages, we met up in the west end and had a top night out around Leicester square and ended up in Waxy O'Connors in China town, was good he called me.
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@phillwin | 19 September 19 | |
Lando norris read my post on twich
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