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@eyesore | 4 July 20 | |
Busy pub just got in from fishing , boat tied up on quay. Our local was so busy we couldn't get served , so we let s pretty big c*ck crab loose , it was nicked but they didn't know that ....absolute chaos kicked off .
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@gt_tdi | 4 July 20 | |
Sooo you gave an entire pub crabs?
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@eyesore | 4 July 20 | |
Haha ....the crab actually survived....I'm amazed it didn't get trampled on ....maybe they were to busy jumping on tables
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@vampboy | 4 July 20 | |
Best ones are the ones I don't remember.
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@birdy | 4 July 20 | |
@ eyesore - 4.07.20 - 05:42pm Busy pub just got in from fishing , boat tied up on quay. Our local was so busy we couldn't get served , so we let s pretty big c*ck crab loose , it was nicked but they didn't know that ....absolute chaos kicked off . lol I like this, I have seen a blue tongue lizard let loose on the bar to get service! |
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@gt_tdi | 4 July 20 | |
Tuesday evening, one summer. I was working on the door of a 70s-themed bar and it was quiet, maybe 20 people in, tops. A guy came over and said that some bloke had just grabbed his gf's tits. I asked him to point him out, he said he'd gone to the toilet. I went in there, and this fella's stood there having a piss. I walked up behind him, put my arms around him in a bear hug, picked him up and carried him out through the bar. He obviously hadn't had time to put his little winky away, so everyone was laughing at it. I got to the door, put him down and gave him a little shove to help him on his way. He turned around as if he was gonna fight me, but then his trousers fell down and he fell over them.
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@birdy | 4 July 20 | |
Are you a security person?
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@birdy | 4 July 20 | |
They are always such a**holes... lol
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@gt_tdi | 4 July 20 | |
@ birdy - 4.07.20 - 05:54pm They are always such a**holes... lol That's not true, I'm clearly a lovely gentleman. |
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@birdy | 4 July 20 | |
I feel like people should have weird bar stories. This is where all the action happens.
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