I walked into the living room a couple of days ago,noticed the clock on the wall had stopped. I looked at the Mrs and said ''I wonder when that happened''.

I know a woman who went into the hairdressers and asked for a bj instead of a blow dry.

if you had walked into the room, around the same time as it had on the clock. You may not have even noticed

After a few drinks the Mrs was sitting on the couch and she was a bit tipsy. She said ''If I can't get up its time to go to bed''.

Good point!

Several time, at the urinal in my campus, I've been randomly overcome with the urge to just scare the sh*t outta the dude next to me by slowly turning my head to stare at them and screaming. Every time it pops into my head, I feel like I'm going to chip a tooth clenching my jaw to avoid laughing out loud.

Oh, but this is about what i've said. Well I once asked my science; teacher: teacher, do you think dinosaurs existed?

Teacher: There seems to be a lot of evidence in favor of that conclusion. What do you think?

me; I don't think they did. I mean, how do we know they were called dinosaurs? They could have been called anything.''

I immediately thought wtf after saying that.

what if you just burst out laughing? Mate, I'd be running.

Hardly anything ever

Which is how we know you have serious mental health issues.