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@mardy | 12 October 20 | |
@ 3mel - 12.10.20 - 05:21pm I've said this before but it killed me at the time and makes me smile whenever I remember it. standing around with a couple guys at work looking over the latest smutty movies from the DVD man, I pick up one very graphic title and the guy next to me says ''why's that guy gotta wrist watch on his cock ?'' apologies to all the delicate flowers who're offended. Was it just an arm then? |
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@cleancut | 12 October 20 | |
I have never said anything even remotely stupid in my entire life
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@3mel | 13 October 20 | |
@ mardy - 12.10.20 - 07:52pm Was it just an arm then? yes, yes it was |
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@crimson | 15 October 20 | |
I didn't eat my dinner. Husband brought me some bread, and informs me so. In my mind I'm thinking, it's either ready made sandwiches or plain bread to make my own sandwich. That's not what came out of my mouth when I asked him though. Nope. What came out of my mouth was: 'Is it EMPTY bread?'
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@gt_tdi | 15 October 20 | |
I've probably told you all this one before, but it still amuses me. A mate's girlfriend ordering at McDonald's... Her: Big Mac meal please McD's dude: What drink would you like? Her: Fanta please McD's dude: Still or fizzy? Her: Erm... what's the difference? McD's dude: |
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@nichick | 16 October 20 | |
Jeez ur all fkn mad in here
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@tasti2 | 16 October 20 | |
I asked my sons mate does his pregnant sister know whats she having , he said its either a boy or a girl
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@ufohunter | 16 October 20 | |
@ cleancut - 12.10.20 - 09:39pm I have never said anything even remotely stupid in my entire life I'm the polar opposite |
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