They do last, same in a cupboard, i've eaten eggs two months after their date (i actually keep them in a cupboard, but either way is fine).

Just place them in water first to ensure they sink. If an egg floats, bin it.

i go over eggs and all matters relating to avian intercourse in my 3rd video
'BushTuckerFucker Man and the hunt for yowie c*nt'

Keep your eggs at a stable temp.
you can keep your eggs anywhere you like.
as long as it's not too hot.
stability is more important.
If you buy them from a shelf, keep them on a shelf.
if you buy them from a fridge keep them in a fridge.

I buy 90 eggs a fortnight, 60 of them i eat.
the other 30 i push up and out my shitter while clucking on chaturbate.

I fu*king know eggs.

at around 6 weeks you'll find the characteristics of your eggs begin to change.
it becomes uncooperative and doesn't perform like it used to.
it's now entered the stage known as 'sh*t'.
you can still eat a sh*t egg, but is anybody really that poor ?
i'll give you a dozen freshies for a blowie.

My eggs are stamped with the day of the year they were laid.
they are always one day old.
are your eggs stamped ?
how many can you fit in your a**hole ?

wherever you want it... for me, it's the fridge

hahaha what.

They never even had a date on them before. In large trays. They only put em on them now cos of all the salmonella shyte. If they sink, they're sterile. It's not even rocket science.

Cupboard :)

I keep it in the cupboard.

Cold ketchup is just wrong fkin weirdos

but un-fermented is a preference

Cupboard

I keep mine in the fridge. There's enough sugar and vinegar in it for it to last several months if not years in a cupboard though, as long as it's not in direct sunlight and doesn't get too warm, otherwise it will separate out and you'll end up squirting watery tomato vinegar onto your chips.