Stop having sex with the chimps ppl

If that's how it's transmitted then I doubt there'll be too many cases. Although it is thought possible that monkey h*mping could have been the origin of HIV/AIDS. Maybe put some extra security around the zoos/wildlife parks, just to be on the safe side.

Nature doesn't seem to be so prejudiced.
Different animals seem quite happy to have a go at it amongst themselves.
We laugh when we see a dog try to fk a chicken. But talk of a human and monkey encounter, and the world loses their shit - ''Your dick'll fall off, we'll all die..'' Suuure.

Knowing the current trend of psychology amongst my audience I guess I'll have to point out I'm not into animals myself, but nutcases aside, most can see it's questionable that we live on semi-artificial diets using microwaves to cook them whilst dressed in chemicals under pylons - and then claim cross-breeding to be the cause of our illnesses...

Well that's because cross breeding and variant introduction has been a thing throughout evolutionary history. Speeding up the vibration of water molecules in food, wearing synthetic fibres and overhead electrical cables don't really do sh*t.

to be fair it is fucking seriously weird.

apparently some animals do develope sexual feelings towards there owners though ....the ostrich, for example , shows this by bending their knees and clucking

Just saying

And vice versa. Spaniels, so I heard.

I would feel quite honoured if an ostrich found me attractive. they are gorgeous, those eyelashes and eyes...

of course I wouldn't take it further, I am married, but I would be flattered.