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Silly things you or someone else have said. Heard a woman say 'I've always been overweight for most of my life. My Mrs once said 'If you can't get up off the couch then it's time to go to bed. |
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@ogdenz | 31 October 21 | |
Groucho Marx..'Before i speak there's something I'd like to say'.
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@mikeymk | 31 October 21 | |
I was with a couple of mates out in a clear-sky evening, and we were making out the shapes in the stars. Mark said ''Theyre proper miles away man, even further than the moon I think'' Erm, yeah Mark, probably. |
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@r3tro | 31 October 21 | |
'there's a trade deal with the US waiting to be signed after Brexit'
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@1clivey1 | 31 October 21 | |
My mate 'if you break your leg dont come running to me'
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@xivanax | 25 November 21 | |
If me and my siblings were being right sh*ts my dad would say AM GONNA TAKE MY HAND OFF YOUR FACE. Only now it sounds dumb
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@xivanax | 25 November 21 | |
My father inlaw always finished a sentence with YUOU HEAR ME?
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@sisfreak2017 | 25 November 21 | |
Someone said 'WOTCHA' Is that all about ? Is it an abbreviation for something ?
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@deusexmachina | 25 November 21 | |
The patriarchy is real.
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@dodgey | 25 November 21 | |
Some chav girls looking at different flavoured ciders and one picked up an apple one and said it must be a new flavour
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@miserabella | 26 November 21 | |
My Mum once ordered peaches instead of pizzas. It was hilarious. I guess you had to be there.
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