(new) So I just found out [77]
That not everybody stands up to wipe their arse. They do it whilst still sitting. Like fu*king weirdos.

(new) Midgets in work [30]
How many midgets do you see in work? Do you know any? Why don't we see them stacking the higher shelves in supermarkets or cleaning windows?

(new) Has anyone else got [27]
A text message from DEFRA telling them to house their birds and contact numbers if you spot any signs of Avian flu?

(new) Beast v Mountain (14)
It looks like it is going to happen. I don't know if any of them can fight but Hall looks up for it. Really fu*king up for it. Go Beast.

(new) What happened to Recurve [62]
He didn't get the Covid or anything did he? Hope the fella is OK.

(new) The band t shirt [80]
So had a brief chat with a lass last night wearing a Slayer t shirt. Her favourite song was Reigner of Death, apparently. So why would on earth would

(new) Return to Order (7)
20,000 people petitioned Netflix to cancel Good Omens. The adaptation of the book by the late great Sir Terry Pratchett and the thank fu*k he is still

(new) After dinner speakers [30]
So we have all probably had to sit through these on numerous occasions and they range from the horrendous to brilliant. Who are the best ones you have

(new) Gordon Banks (1)
RIP. Beat ya.

(new) An Act of God (20)
Is that still a thing in insurance cases for not paying out?

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Just don't look at it.

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Twin Peaks

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Ah fu*k it's beautiful.

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So we are going to look at the Southend property. Please please please don't be fu*king idyllic and charming.

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I like remote but that's REMOTE.

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Anyone living in the Argyle and Bute area and what's it like?

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The remaining living ones that were kidnapped during in a medieval r*pe and murder rampage on Oct 7.

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No chants to free hostages?

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@ wildfern - 21.04.25 - 06:40pm What breed is he? Hes a beautyEnglish Bulldog and best boy ev

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@ trunking - 21.04.25 - 07:01pm I learnt something new today bulldogs are more docile. Bull terriers are a

(new) Ketchup [71]
Time to settle the debate. Where duz it go?fridge or cupboard?

(new) Relax [71]
What do you do to relax?

(new) One word [56]
Describe the person above in one word. No options here. Sorry am not that lenient.GO

(new) Let's get homeboy laid [226]
Okay, not personally me. But since exams are hitting close, and now's the perfect time to procrastinate, I started using Tinder to mess around. So I w

(new) Happy St Georges Day [88]
English and proud!.

(new) Applaud for the NHS : 8pm GMT. [151]
Brits in lockdown are being asked to stand on their doorsteps, balconies, or windows at 8pm this evening, to show support and appreciation for all our

(new) Thoughts 17 [13641]
The one-and-only, the never-ending, the all-encompassing, the reincarnated Thoughts topic. Feel free.. as the other has reached its u

(new) Film Club [3514]
What film are you watching, or planning on watching?

(new) Johnny clegg (19)
Passed away aged 66. Great musician. Heard Scatterlings way back in the 80's. Superb song. Veteran Anti-Apartheid campaigner as well. Not easy for a p

(new) British Values? [301]
What are British Values? Name some you hope people new to Britain realise and live by.