(new) So I just found out [79]
That not everybody stands up to wipe their arse. They do it whilst still sitting. Like fu*king weirdos.

(new) Midgets in work [30]
How many midgets do you see in work? Do you know any? Why don't we see them stacking the higher shelves in supermarkets or cleaning windows?

(new) Has anyone else got [27]
A text message from DEFRA telling them to house their birds and contact numbers if you spot any signs of Avian flu?

(new) Beast v Mountain [14]
It looks like it is going to happen. I don't know if any of them can fight but Hall looks up for it. Really fu*king up for it. Go Beast.

(new) What happened to Recurve [62]
He didn't get the Covid or anything did he? Hope the fella is OK.

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@ alanball - 18.04.24 - 06:38pm TartIt surprised me. I didn't have a clue.

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So it turns out that I am one of those people who buy their dogs clothes. I never saw that coming at all.

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Brilliant lol.

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If you go to war, you get a war.

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Yeah let Iran have nukes lol.

(new) Applaud for the NHS : 8pm GMT. [151]
Brits in lockdown are being asked to stand on their doorsteps, balconies, or windows at 8pm this evening, to show support and appreciation for all our

(new) Thoughts 17 [14040]
The one-and-only, the never-ending, the all-encompassing, the reincarnated Thoughts topic. Feel free.. as the other has reached its u

(new) Film Club [3605]
What film are you watching, or planning on watching?

(new) Johnny clegg [19]
Passed away aged 66. Great musician. Heard Scatterlings way back in the 80's. Superb song. Veteran Anti-Apartheid campaigner as well. Not easy for a p

(new) British Values? [301]
What are British Values? Name some you hope people new to Britain realise and live by.