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@deusexmachina | June 2022 |
(new) So I just found out [77] That not everybody stands up to wipe their arse. They do it whilst still sitting. Like fu*king weirdos. |
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@deusexmachina | May 2022 |
(new) Midgets in work [30] How many midgets do you see in work? Do you know any? Why don't we see them stacking the higher shelves in supermarkets or cleaning windows? |
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@deusexmachina | May 2022 |
(new) Has anyone else got [27] A text message from DEFRA telling them to house their birds and contact numbers if you spot any signs of Avian flu? |
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@deusexmachina | October 2021 |
(new) Beast v Mountain (14) It looks like it is going to happen. I don't know if any of them can fight but Hall looks up for it. Really fu*king up for it. Go Beast. |
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@deusexmachina | June 2021 |
(new) What happened to Recurve [62] He didn't get the Covid or anything did he? Hope the fella is OK. |
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@deusexmachina | June 2020 |
(new) The band t shirt [80] So had a brief chat with a lass last night wearing a Slayer t shirt. Her favourite song was Reigner of Death, apparently. So why would on earth would |
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@deusexmachina | June 2019 |
(new) Return to Order (7) 20,000 people petitioned Netflix to cancel Good Omens. The adaptation of the book by the late great Sir Terry Pratchett and the thank fu*k he is still |
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@deusexmachina | May 2019 |
(new) After dinner speakers [30] So we have all probably had to sit through these on numerous occasions and they range from the horrendous to brilliant. Who are the best ones you have |
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@deusexmachina | February 2019 |
(new) Gordon Banks (1) RIP. Beat ya. |
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@deusexmachina | October 2018 |
(new) An Act of God (20) Is that still a thing in insurance cases for not paying out? |
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@deusexmachina | 12 hours 51 minutes |
(new) @ shadow27 - 7.05.25 - 10:27pm In the scheme of things the universe will eventually expand into complete n |
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@deusexmachina | 1 day 22 hours |
(new) I think we would know if Israel was mad at them. |
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@deusexmachina | 2 hours 19 minutes |
(new) Coeur d'Alene sounds like a character from Babylon 5 |
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@deusexmachina | 27 days |
(new) Just don't look at it. |
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@deusexmachina | 25 days |
(new) Twin Peaks |
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@deusexmachina | 9 days |
(new) Ah fu*k it's beautiful. |
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@deusexmachina | 9 days |
(new) So we are going to look at the Southend property. Please please please don't be fu*king idyllic and charming. |
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@deusexmachina | 9 days |
(new) I like remote but that's REMOTE. |
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@deusexmachina | 9 days |
(new) Anyone living in the Argyle and Bute area and what's it like? |
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@deusexmachina | 7 hours 15 minutes |
(new) The remaining living ones that were kidnapped during in a medieval r*pe and murder rampage on Oct 7. |
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@birdy | 2 days |
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@1clivey1 | May 2019 |
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@trunking | January 2020 |
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@slwnoris | November 2018 |
(new) t20 cricket south Africa (9) It's on freesport, lovely weather in south Africa |
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@vovo17 | September 2018 |
(new) The waste at music festivals.... being sustainable [31] So who's been to a music festival where you camp. And then just leave your tent. An article yesterday in one of the newspapers showed tent city at |
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@wozzak | August 2018 |
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@sourface | October 2018 |
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@1clivey1 | February 2019 |
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@sisfreak2017 | August 2018 |
(new) Sounds you like .:-) [55] we all usually like music in our own taste but what just SOUNDS do you like??? . . Maybe noisy aircraft, kids giggling, a qui |
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@paibok | July 2018 |
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