(new) Overheard conversation..... (17)
I went out into my back yard and heard my neighbours over the hedge, talking..... Her - Hurry up Dean.. Him - Yeah hang on a minute..[br

(new) A handful of nuts.... [39]
Lowers the risk of death by one fifth, apparently... Now I'm not a doctor but I fail to see how holding some nuts could prevent any causes of death...

(new) Hi Mick.... [39]
A workmate just showed me 2 anonymous texts he received this week... The first one read, ''Hi Mick. Are you d0gging this week? Usual time and place?''

(new) He is so stupid.... [39]
Whenever I'm feeling a bit down or kinda miserable, I always think back to the time that Singer Brian Harvey from the pop group East 17, ran over his

(new) The acid test... (17)
As part of my new role in the company in I work for, Ive had to take several short training courses.. One of them was for the handling of chemicals..

(new) Sticks and balls and stuff... [21]
When was the last time you got changed or dressed in a car?.. I'm gonna have to tonight because I'm going straight from work to the pub to play sticks

(new) Things in cans.... Or tins.... [27]
In fact any metal container is fine....

(new) ****This**** [29]
.... Is a dead post.... It's passed on. It's no more. It's ceased to be. It's kicked the bucket. It's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curt

(new) How much for the stairs?... [30]
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold..... When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed.. With a word she can get what sh

(new) You decide! (19)
What will I have for my tea?.. Evening meal is tea.. That's not up for debate.... Right the options are 1) Chicken Korma and rice... 2) Pasta Bolognai

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Always trust your brains first instinct...

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Never trust your gut instinct..

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Makes you wonder why it takes so long to study and train to be a doctor doesn't it....

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Fk all if they're death...

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About what madam?.. Laughter or account shenanigans?

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@ 1902 - 20.02.14 - 11:01am It really is the best medicine - It cures all ills .. Apart fr

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@ loneranger - 20.02.14 - 11:02am laughter is good it releases endorphins. I spend 10 minutes a day laughi

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Oh hey, you're back...

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Cheers Al.. I just read the one with the spider and found it most amusing.. You may have uncovered my new favourite source of funny!

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Every day's a school day..