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I've put my contact in funny and now I can't get the b****rd out I've been trying for the

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New year same me, but worse

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People have no problem l*cking someone's ars*hole but draw the line at sharing a toothbrush

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Never stopped. I feel weird going out with a naked face.

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It's true. Crail told me

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*I've eaten Chinese out of a fella Fixed it for you