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I've put my contact in funny and now I can't get the b****rd out I've been trying for the

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Found some chocolate in my desk drawer at work once, ate it without looking at the date. Was out of date by 5 years Would not recommend

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Have you tried cocaine?

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First was some boyband, I can't remember who, I was 10. Best was probably Guns n Roses

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I dunno about your cousin, but that would be a deal breaker for me. Don't eat where your friends have shat. Or something

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Just when you think you know someone, they turn out to be a stander-upper wiper Filth