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@speedracerx | 5 August 21 | |
Thank God, I don't have to deal with the accounting stuff here. What a nightmare fuel.
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@klissa | 5 August 21 | |
Forget Gladys, wtf am I doing
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@klissa | 5 August 21 | |
Focus dumb fu*k
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@speedracerx | 5 August 21 | |
Finished work, running home, drenched in rain as I forgot my umbrella. Everyone has one. I feel like a tool until I see an old lady standing there visibly anxious. She is reaching out to people, no one stops. I have no idea, but I did. She said she dropped something important in the gutter; asked me to help her lift up the gutter enclosing. Something must have dropped through the narrow hole. It was way too heavy for her. Had my brand new suit on, still lifted that steel gutter lid whilst getting pissed on by rain with dirt falling over my shoes and pants. She reaches in and picks up her house keys. I hope you get home safe, old lady, but screw you for dropping it there out of all the places. |
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@badapple | 5 August 21 | |
thats a couple of points added to your karma bank
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@speedracerx | 5 August 21 | |
I need to get home and shower. No one is standing next to me in the train because it looks like I bathed in sh*t.
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@speedracerx | 5 August 21 | |
Imagine if you meet your dream girl on the train and she sees you reeking of sh*t.
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@badapple | 5 August 21 | |
Thats another artwork sold bottle of wine on the cards with dinner tonight, me thinks
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@deusexmachina | 5 August 21 | |
They sent me a teeny tiny girl.
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@speedracerx | 5 August 21 | |
When I look at myself in the train window and sniff my arm, I feel like I look and smell exactly like vagrant kipling right now
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