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@eyesore | 4 July 20 | |
@ birdy - 4.07.20 - 05:49pm lol I like this, I have seen a blue tongue lizard let loose on the bar to get service! I just googled that , they look suspiciously like a snake ....I would be screaming down the road |
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@eyesore | 4 July 20 | |
@ gt_tdi - 4.07.20 - 05:50pm Tuesday evening, one summer. I was working on the door of a 70s-themed bar and it was quiet, maybe 20 people in, tops. A guy came over and said that some bloke had just grabbed his gf's tits. I asked him to point him out, he said he'd gone to the toilet. I went in there, and this fella's stood there having a piss. I walked up behind him, put my arms around him in a bear hug, picked him up and carried him out through the bar. He obviously hadn't had time to put his little winky away, so everyone was laughing at it. I got to the door, put him down and gave him a little shove to help him on his way. He turned around as if he was gonna fight me, but then his trousers fell down and he fell over them. |
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@birdy | 4 July 20 | |
@ eyesore - 4.07.20 - 06:00pm I just googled that , they look suspiciously like a snake ....I would be screaming down the road They are harmless lol |
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@birdy | 4 July 20 | |
@ gt_tdi - 4.07.20 - 05:50pm Tuesday evening, one summer. I was working on the door of a 70s-themed bar and it was quiet, maybe 20 people in, tops. A guy came over and said that some bloke had just grabbed his gf's tits. I asked him to point him out, he said he'd gone to the toilet. I went in there, and this fella's stood there having a piss. I walked up behind him, put my arms around him in a bear hug, picked him up and carried him out through the bar. He obviously hadn't had time to put his little winky away, so everyone was laughing at it. I got to the door, put him down and gave him a little shove to help him on his way. He turned around as if he was gonna fight me, but then his trousers fell down and he fell over them. How many people here have worked security? |
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@tazdevil | 4 July 20 | |
There is definitely more than one story, but this always sticks in my mind. A couple of years ago, I went to Hard Rock with my mates. I was totally wasted. I went to the toilets, and there was this foreigner guy (named Philip) staring at me through the mirror. He came up to me, and asked if I was English too. I said no, and he was like you've got something English in you. He then asked about my girlfriend. I said no mate, I like sucking c*ck (I think I'm funny when I'm drunk) and he smiled at me, and gave me a cheeky flash. Unfortunately, it didn't go further than that (but it still happened) |
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@dodgey | 4 July 20 | |
@ tazdevil - 4.07.20 - 07:00pm There is definitely more than one story, but this always sticks in my mind. A couple of years ago, I went to Hard Rock with my mates. I was totally wasted. I went to the toilets, and there was this foreigner guy (named Philip) staring at me through the mirror. He came up to me, and asked if I was English too. I said no, and he was like you've got something English in you. He then asked about my girlfriend. I said no mate, I like sucking c*ck (I think I'm funny when I'm drunk) and he smiled at me, and gave me a cheeky flash. Unfortunately, it didn't go further than that (but it still happened) So 2 gay guys flirted in a bar and nothing happened lol |
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@tazdevil | 4 July 20 | |
@ dodgey - 4.07.20 - 07:19pm So 2 gay guys flirted in a bar and nothing happened lol Missed opportunity I wouldn't dare behave that way when I'm sober, though. I would be afraid I would get punched if I said I like sucking c*ck. |
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@ogdenz | 4 July 20 | |
Was in a bar one afternoon and as I walked to the bog I glanced into the kitchen,there was a chef on his knees giving another chef a bj. I decided not to ever eat there.
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@mikeymk | 4 July 20 | |
Snow White and the seven dwarfs walk into a bar - Snow White says ''Ouch''
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@tazdevil | 5 July 20 | |
@ mikeymk - 4.07.20 - 11:32pm Snow White and the seven dwarfs walk into a bar - Snow White says ''Ouch'' And six of them weren't Happy! |
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