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@fir3hill | 14 April 16 | |
Why do owls never breed in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo.
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@mikeymk | 14 April 16 | |
Whats the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.
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@mikeymk | 14 April 16 | |
Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.
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@mikeymk | 14 April 16 | |
Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesnt come on a boys face until hes 13.
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@mikeymk | 14 April 16 | |
God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt.
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@mikeymk | 14 April 16 | |
Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.
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@jackelll | 14 April 16 | |
@ mikeymk - 14.04.16 - 12:34pm God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt. |
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@o..o | 14 April 16 | |
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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@wettoast | 14 April 16 | |
@ usbcable - 13.04.16 - 08:56am What do you call a man with a poll sticking out his head ? ........... Spike You missed one, what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff |
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@beery2 | 14 April 16 | |
When i heard thete was a cure for dyslexia it was music to my arse...
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