GalsLYKbeingROUGH (0)
Boy:lets mov sumwhere..just u n me Gal:will u be naughty there? BOY:no..no..i promise.GAL:then im nt going..

wedding night (2)
an oldman maried a yong grl.on wedng nit old man showd his 5 fngers 2 grl.grl rplied,oh! 5 tims.oldman said chose n use.

Teacher (4)
I used to go out with BM english teacher till she dumped me. She disapproved of my incorrect use of the colon.

Sick but funny (16)
3 women r sittin at a bar discussing the size of their 1st woman says mine is so big my hubby can fit his fist up me 2nd woman says thats nothin min

Wife (1)
What does wife stand for? Washing, ironing, ing etc