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HERE Sum new JOKES SO PLZ ADD ONLY NEW LATEST JOKES |
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@me2u_nyc | 9 April 10 |
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Chhot-Woh ladki kitni sundar hai, Bade-Mujhe uska naam pata he-Chhote Kya naam hai uska? Bade:-Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha CHAALU KHAATA |
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@me2u_nyc | 9 April 10 |
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Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow)ka doodh dena_Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hE,Customer- Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
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@me2u_nyc | 9 April 10 |
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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha..Ek dost ne uss se puchha Q Tension mein ho.Aadmi:-Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupee diye The Ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon..
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@me2u_nyc | 9 April 10 |
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Wife-Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.Santa-Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho_ wife-Main toh maa banne wali hoon,, Santa:-Main bhi toh baap banne wala Hun
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@me2u_nyc | 9 April 10 |
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Shaadi ke dusre din beti apni maa se:- Meri unse ladai ho gayi_Maa-Shadi mein jagde to hote rehte hai fikar mat karo. Beti:-Woh toh thik hai par ab_LAASH_Ka kya karu,? |
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@me2u_nyc | 9 April 10 |
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Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.Banta: Phir kya hua,? Santa-Maine Sher se kaha,Pehle tum karlo Mera toh ho gaya hai.
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@me2u_nyc | 9 April 10 |
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Santa-Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya,jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara.Banta-wo kya_Santa:-Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay,maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya,Banta:-Toh logon ne kyun mara, Santa-Yaar,kyu ke woh sab log FIRE FIGHTER thay! |
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@syam25 | 10 April 10 |
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Conducter ek bache se: tum darwaje pe khade rahte ho, tera baap chokidar he kya? bacha: tum paise mangte ho tumhara baap bhikhari he kya.
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@shreee | 3 September 10 |
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Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota |
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@johnadam | 6 September 10 |
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SAB HI JOKS BINDAS THHE..
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@shreee | 6 October 10 |
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Dubte aadmi ko dekhkar Ganeshji dekh kar nachne lage...Aadmi:-aap nach kyo Rahe ho ? GANESHJI:-mere visrjan me tu bhi to bahut nachta tha Naa... |
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@shreee | 19 December 10 |
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TEACHER: How old iz ur father? SUNNY: As old as Im. TEACHER: How iz it posible? SUNNY: He bcm father only after i was born
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@shreee | 19 December 10 |
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Kya teri CHAAL hai aur kya hai teri LEELA kya TARI CHAAL hai aur kya hai teri LEELA main tera TEES MAAR KHAA aur tu hai meri SHEELA
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@shreee | 3 January 11 |
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Santa raat ko uth kr torch ki roshni mein kuch dekh raha tha. Banta-ye kya kr raha hai? Santa-kuch ni yaar mai ye dekh raha tha k tune light ka b*tton off kiya hai k nai
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@shreee | 3 January 11 |
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Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade, dono me kya fark hai? Banta:koi fark nai, Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi. |
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@shreee | 3 January 11 |
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Beti : Me Maa Banne Wali Hu.. Papa : Besaram,Kya Keh Rahi He ? Beti : Aap Ne Hi To Kaha tha Jab tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati Aap 'ACTIVA' Nahi Dilaoge. |
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@shreee | 3 January 11 |
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SANTA- ...doctos sahab mujhe roz countiusly qawab aarahe hai e bandar daily ek football match khel rahe hai...doctor--..ok ye goli abhi lelo aaj se qawab aane band ho jayenge...santa--:doctor sahab kal lunga...doctor--.:kyoun...santa ---.:kyounke aaj to final hai
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@shreee | 3 January 11 |
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Beutiful girls dont hv intrest in study.. ! u knw why.. ? coz.. they knws.. duniya ke kisi na kisi kone me.. koi na koi.. .. .. .. .. .. .. gadha.. unke liye jarur padh raha hoga.. ! .. |
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@shreee | 3 January 11 |
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Teacher- What is Ur Father? SANTA- I.C.S In Summer & P.C.S In Winter Tchr-What? SNTA- Icecrem Seller In Summer& Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter |
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@kriishna | 7 January 11 |
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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A s*xy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600 |
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