The Fruits Of Love

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin in the mountains. They had registered on Sa ay and hadnt been seen for five days. The elderly woman who ran the resort got concerned about the welfare of the newlyweds, and sent her husband to check on them.

The husband knocks on the door of the cabin, and a weak voice from inside answers.

The old man asks, Are you young folks all right?

Yes, were fine, the man answered. Were living on the fruits of love.

The old man replied, I kinda figured that. Saywould you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? Theyre choking my ducks!