Wat do we call a male ladybird?

Firstlady is the title of the prezos wifey.Wat do we kol a man whose wife is a prezo.Is it firstgentleman?

Would you go for the general service unit or the administration police in mataz of duty performance and why?

Faycal thats realy funny and gud.bt i cnt tel any!hehe!

Thanx a lot dude.Why doest glue stick on the insyd of the bottle?Huh!

Why do we have first n second runners up even in competition that do not involve running?

Really,how smart is John Smart?

Iz it true dat a rltnshp btwn two aliens frm planet Pluto iz called 'plutonic'?

If bananas r fruits,hw come wen 1 goes bananas we call him nuts?

Av bin thinkin of this.Why r cigarrets sold in places where they r prohibited?

'I am' is reportedly d shrtst sentence in the English language,cld it b dat 'I do' is d longest?

Iz it true dat women who aspire 2 b lyk men lack ambition?

Y is it dat we only think of budgeting wen our wallets r shrinking?

Wat do u gt wen u cross a hippo,an elephant n a rhino?A helphino?

If a buk on failure doesn't sell is it a success?

If u r born-again do u av a two belly b*ttons?

If u jog backwards will u gain weight?

If pple 4rm Poland r called Poles y aren't pple 4rm Holland called Holes?

hiyo ni kali.....holes?! endelea fcl. unabamba mbaya

Hahahaha,thanx Girry.Usijali cz al b bak wit sum hot 1's