Boy Friend: MaiN tumhary ghar gaya tha

Mujy nahi lagta hamari shadi ho paey gi

Girl Friend: KyuN meray Papa sy milay kya?

Boy Friend: Nahi tumhari Behan say :-D

Girl: I love u
Boy: Me too
Girl: Tum mujhy kitna pyar karty ho?
Boy: Jitna tum mujhy karti ho
Girl: U cheater
main samjhi tum waqai muj se payar karty ho. :-D

Thaper Mar k Naraz Biwi Se Shohr Bola,
Admi Usy Marta Hai,Jise Pyar Karta Hai
Biwi Shohr Ko 2 Thaper Mar k Boli,
Aap Kia Samajy k Mein Apse Pyar Nahi Karti?

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great :)

People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted... :)

Another way to say water is H2O. It sounds fancy, but it's just h, i, j, k, l, m, n and o :)

Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow is a mystery.... Today is a gift.... That's why its called the present!

i thought a thought. but the thought i thought i thought was'nt the thought i thought i thought. if the thought i thought i thought had been the thought i thought, i would'nt have thought so much ;-)

An elephant has 5 bananas and he is hungry,
but he doesnt eat the bananas.

Why?

Because the bananas are made of plastic..

lol.

ok.
The 5 bananas are real,
But yet the elephant doesnt eat it.

Why?

Because the elephant is made of plastic..

Hahahaha..

ok.



Now,
Both the elephant and the bananas are real,

but yet he cant eat it.

Why?


Because the bananas are in the TV



Oops!!! :-D


OK.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV,

but yet he cant eat it

Why?



because they are on different channels



hehehehehe..




NOW
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel,

but HE cant eat it yet.

Why?




cuz TV is off. :-D :-D

The Longest Minutes in the World are The Last 5 Minutes of A LECTURE..
:-)
While The Shortest 5 Minutes are The Last 5 Minutes of EXAM. :-)

No i thought what i thought is a thought of the day Elephent didnt eat banana because it is a female elephant and u guys know why it preferred not to eat banana...thats what i was thinking :) hehehehehe ohhh stop YELLING i know I AM BAD yuhahahahahha

hey guyz wot hair colour do they put on the drivers licence of a bald guy? (think)

if u hav 2 squeeze olives to get olive oil wot do u hav 2 squeeze 2 get baby oil? ;-)

2 witches r watching 2 watches bt which witch would watch which watch ;-)

Well I guess none of the witches will bother much about the watch coz they're more concerned with their broomsticks . Perhaps they would just look at their when tracking their night flight schedules hehehehe... :D

Big Talk
A: I have a drum whose sound can be heard for hundreds of miles.
B: I have a buffalo that's so big its head alone stretches from the northern side of the river to the southern side.
A: Impossible!
B: How can your drum be made without the skin of such a buffalo! :D

Oh sorry what I meant is that witches would just look at their watch in tracking their night flight sched

sardar ji is laying on a beach american says r u relaxing sardar sayz i am gopal singh another american c*mz n sayz ru relaxing sardar sayz no im gopal singh sardar getz up angry walks to an american lying on the beach n sayz ru relaxing american sayz yes im relaxing sardar slaps him n sayz every1 is looking 4 u n u r lying here ;-D

Nice Sardar Joke :) hehe ...

A sardar told an American Scientist that he has invented a thing by the help of which one can see across the wall...Scientist was very impressed and requested him to tell whats that....sardar laughed and said HOLE

lolz gr8 ...no offence 2 sardar jiz