Dear ______________, So you think it is your duty to point out what you perceive my flaws are. Well, I can lose a few pounds, start wearing contacts and even color my hair BUT you cannot get any taller. Let's face facts, you are SHORT. Really SHORT! Even shoe lifts don't make a difference on such a stump. I’m tired of your criticism and complaints. Try standing on a chair and looking at yourself first in a mirror. Tall and happy, ______________