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@aarav007 | |
yaha par aap jokes post kare thnkx |
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@aarav007 | 17 November 10 |
teacher student se: attenshion, difset hiper disorder matlab kya????? Student : jimba lomba samba. Teacher : vo kya tha???? Student : pehle aap batao aapne jo bola vo kya tha. ![]() ![]() |
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@aarav007 | 19 November 10 |
FATHER apne BETE se : iss barr tumko 90% leke marks leke aana hai. BETA : are 100% leke aaunga. FATHER : kyu majak kar raha hai? BETA : suruat aapne ke.... ![]() ![]() |
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@aarav007 | 20 November 10 |
ravan ko court le jaaya gaya. Vakil : haath gita par rakho. Ravan : naa re! Ek baar sita pe rakha tha to itna lafda hua, ab gita par nahi rakhunga. ![]() |
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@akki9999 | 27 November 10 |
Driver to sardar sir ji petrol khatam ho gaya gaadi aage nahi jaa sakti.... Sardar:oh s**t yaar... Chal fir wapis mod le....!! |
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@akki9999 | 27 November 10 |
Santa: maa kehti he bhains ka dudh pine se dimaag tez hota he banta: maa bewkuf banati he agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha scientist nahi hota...!! |
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@akki9999 | 27 November 10 |
100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar the, k achaanak kasti ruk gai. . . . . .aur sab doob gaye kaise? sardar thena ! Dhakka lagaane utar gaye. |
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@akki9999 | 27 November 10 |
Maths teacher 2 our brilliant sardar: how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?? sardar: 'juice bana k de do na madam...!! Simple............. |
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@akki9999 | 27 November 10 |
Train me ek sardar k 50rs kho gaye tabhi ek musalmaan bola: ya allah bismilla. Sardar: tuje 20 mila to baaki 30 kisko mila. |
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@samir19 | 9 December 10 |
Golu gun leke darwaaje pe ruka tha. Wife: darwaaje pe q khade ho? Golu: sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu, wife: to jao na. Golu: kese jaaau! Bahaar kutta khada he....!!! |
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@samir19 | 9 December 10 |
Boy: apni beti ki saadi mujse kar do me aapko uske vazan k baraabar sona dunga. Golu: waqt do boy: sochne k liye??? Golu: nahi beti ka vazan badhaane k liye..!! |
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@samir19 | 9 December 10 |
Golu ne ghar se airport enquiry call ki aur pu6a madam punjab se america tak ka kitna safar he?? Receptionist: one second sir golu: ok thanks. |
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