AH WHERE DO A START PMPL A GOT HOYED OFF BOAT 4 BEEN 2 HAMMAD NEED THE BOG SO A HAD 2 GAN PEA IN A BUSH DIVINT NAH HOW BUT A LOST ME BLUDY PANTS HAD 2 WRAP ME MATES CARDY RUND ME WAIST N LEG IT 4 TAXI PMSFL....NEXT THEIR WOZ 1 NITE KANT REMEMBER WERE THE HELL A WOZ GAN A HAD WHITE PANTZ ON MUST OF BEEN HEADIN 4 NEAREST BAR NEXT TH!NG A NAH AM GETN HELPED OWT OF A MAN HOLE A WOZ BLUDY FOAMIN COZ A HAD 2 GOT ME PANTS SAME DAY N THE GOT TOTALY RUINED

GRRR THEN THEIR WOZ 1 NITE A LOST ME KEYS A CUDNT GET IN FRONT DOOR ALWAYS LEAVE A SPARE KEY UNDA PLANT POT WEN A GAN OOT A HAD 2 GO THROUGH BACK GARDEN A HAD A KEBAB IN ME HAND WOT DID A DO TRIP OVA GARDEN RAKE WENT FACE FIRST IN ROSE BUSH BUT THE MINT THING WOZ A SAVED ME KEBABNAZ HOW BUT A WOZ BUZZIN

I fell down a dirt track hill in me glad rags . I woke up to sunlight and lost lol

WISH AD SEEN THAT RICH A WUD OF HIT THE DECK LAFFIN AT YA LOLZ

i realy coudnt say

c*m ON DREAMY SPILL THE BEANZ

I lost my car for 3days once

LOOOOOOOOL HOW YA FIND IT PMPL FAF

I done that last year in birmingham lol

OW THE L CAN YA LOOSE A CAR PMPL?

Easy i forgot where the car park was and what level i was on when i did find it

yeah he did

That were a stupid car park lol . I should of wrote down where i was and what level

hmmm the funniest thing i do when im drunk lol thats the man like most

Gt 2 b tried hiding bhind lamppost an yelld at guy to stop stealing that car. turnd out it was hs own car.

swty please can u explain in detail..lol

I walked into a building walk that was the first time I took a drink

I entered The Miss Hawaiian Tropics Contest at my favorite local nightclub & paraded around in a Bikini & 6 inch high heals on top of the bar. The whole time I was up there all I could think is OMG Im going to fall off & die. Im terrified of heights & I dont think I could have got through it if I hadnt had 4 Tequila shots & 3 Rum&Coke before I got up there. Lmao...