Im single bcoz my parents inlow dont have any children

Im a man im not gay ask my boy friend he wil tel u

hahahaha ur inlaw dnt hv children.how cme da becme ur inlaw while da dnt hv children?

In an argument a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument.

I lov ur smile, ur face and ur eyes......d*mn im gud at telling lies

Johnnie goes 2 his mother n pulls down his pants, points down the n says : mom is this my brain? She replies :not yet dear

UNCLE JOHN'S SON: dad wt is the spelling of successful...is it one c or two c's? UNCLE JOHN: make it three c's just 2 b sure!

A friend of mine was afraid of flying so she went by boat. A plane fell on it

PC GUIDE TO WOMEN : She's not a bad cook sh's microwave-compatible. She doesnt get drunk she becomes chemically inconvenienced. She's not hooked on shopping she's mall-fluent. She's doesnt wear 2 mch perfume, she's into fragrance abuse.

yeah man dats 1 of da tactis 4 courting bt honestly i dnt lyk it

i lyk uncle johns respons,nice 1 man

nah ur gud by makng gud jokes man Lol

wat happend 2 ur mob?i was tryng 2 cal u bt i got dis msg:welcme 2 jungle network,da monkey u tryng 2 cal is on tree pls try later....

Amanda is that ur 4ne. Gud1 gal inshalah

night:-HUSBND...is it realy ur first night?WIFE..reply..NO.NO.,Actually it is 1st time @ night..,ha ha ha ha

Hahaha nice my friend very nice

So m a manky. Mpendulov u r so fat, wn u r wearing ur yellow shirt evry body shout taxi!!

Ooh is tht wht u alwayz do 2 us,dnt lie b true 2 sm1