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Dukandar: Machhar k liye p0wder le l0. Pathan: Nahi bhai machhar k0 itna bhi free nahi karna hai Aaj p0wder ly dia t0 kal ko b0dy spray mange ga. |
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@1faisal1 | 13 November 14 |
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ye sms jin khubsurat lark0n 0r lrkiyun k0 milta hai 5 sec0nd baad unka m0bile 0ff h0 jata hai. 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 nahi hua?? Khubsurat h0te t0 h0 jata na.. Mera t0 2 din tak 0ff raha tha.. Ha ha ha ha ha.. |
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@acmi | 14 November 14 |
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Husband: Hypn0tize karna kia h0ta hai? Wife: Kisi k0 apne c0ntr0l men kar k apni marzi ka kaam karwana. Husband: chal jh00ti ! Ussey t0 shadi kehte hain... |
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@acmi | 16 November 14 |
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Dil t0 chahta hai k j0 tumse zyada khubsurat hai usk0 jan se maar d0n lekin kya kar0n Islam men khud kushi bhi t0 haram hai.. Ufff kiya karun. |
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@acmi | 16 November 14 |
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Kehty hain khubsurat cheezen dekhny se insaan khud b kh0bsurat h0 jata hai... Ab pata nahi Aap k paas Meri tasveer hai k nahi..? |
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@1faisal1 | 17 November 14 |
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jab aapk0 k0i pagal kahe t0 dukhi mat h0na, afs0s mat karna r0na bhi nahi darna bhi mat aur himat se kharay h0 k s0chna usse pata kaisy chla. Hahaha |
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@1faisal1 | 21 November 14 |
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1 pathan wazir ban'ny k baad h0spital k d0ray pe chala gaya, wahan 2 mareez0n k0 0xygen lagi thi aur 1 k0 nahi lagi thi. Pathan ne d0ct0r se p0ucha 2 mareez0n k0 CNG lagi hai aur 1 k0 kyun nahi? D0ct0r ne drip ki taraf ishara kiya aur b0la, ye PETR0L pe chal raha hai. |
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@1faisal1 | 21 November 14 |
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pathan ka MP3 kharab h0gaya, usne kh00l k dekha t0 andar 1 mara hua machar mila, ye dekh k pathan gusse se b0la chalega kaise? G0lukaar hi mar gaya hai. |
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@acmi | 23 November 14 |
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Paindu Girl: Janu mujhy bhi *Faceb00k* ka acc0unt bana d0. B0y: Tumhen chalani aati hai? Girl: Aap chla laina Main peechy baith ja0n gi.. |
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@acmi | 23 November 14 |
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Girl: My janu my baby mera bacha my sweet0 my g0lu mera guddu kiya tum mujh se shadi kar0ge b0l mera bacha? B0y: Kamini purp0se kar rahi hai ya g0ud le rahi hai.. |
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@1faisal1 | 26 November 14 |
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pathan dukandar se: handfree hai? Dukandar: g khan saab pathan: t0 phir mera naarra bandna, mere haath men sabzi hai. |
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@1faisal1 | 27 November 14 |
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1 bacha bus men p0lice waly k pichy betha khud se baten kar raha tha, agar meri maa hathni 0r baap hathi h0ta t0 men 1 ch0ta hathi h0ta, hahaha agar meri maa chirya 0r baap chira h0ta t0 men 1 ch0ta chira h0ta, hahaha agar meri maa sherni 0r baap sher h0ta t0 men ch0ta sher h0ta, haha p0lice waly k0 ghussa aa gaya 0r w0 b0la agar teri maa kamini 0r baap kamina h0ta t0 tu kia h0ta? Bacha: phir men p0lice wala h0ta. Hahahahaha |
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@acmi | 7 December 14 |
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Eik pathan saudi arab gaya, wahan naswar khatay h0we p0lice wale ne pakar liya. P0lice wale ne kaha: Haza ta'kul-un-naswar min asshi un aghzar Pathan r0te huwe p0lice wale k galay lag gaya aur kaha: Mujhy aaj pata chala naswar khane ki bhi dua h0ti hai.. |
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@acmi | 7 December 14 |
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Pathan bank me 1000 rupey jama karwane gaya Cashier: ye 1000 ka n0te t0 nakli hai? Pathan: Jama mere acc0unt men h0ga tumhen k0i takleef? |
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@1faisal1 | 8 December 14 |
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grammar teacher 2 pathan: F0ZIYA r0zana lark0 se milti hai. Bta0 is jumle men F0ziya kya hai? Pathan: F0ziya beghairat hai, is k abba k0 btana parega. |
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@acmi | 9 December 14 |
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Teacher: 15 fruits k naam bata0 Pathan: Amr00d Teacher: Shabash Pathan: Mang0 Teacher: Gud Pathan: Apple Teacher: Very gud 3 h0 gaey ab 12 reh gaey Pathan: Eik darjan kelay... |
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@acmi | 9 December 14 |
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Har Cheez Had Men Achi Lagti Hai... Magar Eik Main Hi H00n J0 Sub K0 Behad Acha Lagta Hun.. |
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@acmi | 16 December 14 |
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Hamari dua0n men b0hat asar hai Eik k0 dua di k sada muskuraty rah0 Aaj w0 pagal khany men hai Eik k0 dua di k teri zindagi men ph00l hi ph00l h0n Aaj w0 maali hai Eik k0 dua di k sada chamakty rah0 Aaj w0 ganja hai Bata0 aap k liye kya dua kar0n, bar bar kehty h0 dua0n men yaad rakhna.. |
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@1faisal1 | 21 December 14 |
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m0m t0 s0n: tepu sultan k0n hai? S0n: mujhe nahi pata. M0m: parhai pe dehan d0. S0n: najma aunty k0n hen? M0m: pata nahi. S0n: papa pe dehan d0.. |
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@acmi | 6 January 15 |
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Wife: main apki buhat izzat karti hun. Husband: kitni izzat? Wife: itni k agar aap bed pe beth0 t0 main s0fay par bethun gi Husband: agar main s0fay par beth gaya t0? Wife: t0 main zameen pe bethun gi Husband: agar main zameen pe beth gaya t0? Wife: main garha kh0d k us men beth jaun gi Husband: Agar main garhy men beth gaya t0? Wife: main us men mitti daal dungi kyun k tujhe izzat raas nahi aa rahi. |
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@1faisal1 | 25 January 15 |
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3 sardar0n k0 1 bike pe dekh kar traffic p0lice ne rukne ka ishara kiya sardar chalti bike par se b0la: pagal h0 gaya hai kya? tu kahan baithy ga? |
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