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Mommy! Mommy! Now that i'm fourteen can i wear a bra ? 'Shut up, Henry.

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Nou die dag gaan koop ek 'n sak EPOL hondekos by Pick 'n Pay en terwyl ek so in die ry staan, vra 'n vrou agter my of ek 'n hond het. Sommer asp

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This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine und

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be

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Ek hou nogsteeds daarvan om my geliefde te bederf, as sy laat werk in die aande bel sy my en s sy is oppad. Dan tap ek solank vir haar warm water met

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One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang- utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the

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