Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only R3,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: R590,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking R3,950,000 for it.
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of R3,700,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R250,000 if it's really a pretty good price.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later!... I love you so much!
MAN: Bye! I love you, too.The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks: Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?