Last nite i had a run in with an old friend of mine. Everythng was cool, everyone was feelin fine. Then he up and hit me wit the ole dance fl0or, lawsuit pending it w0nt be the same n0 m0re. Ima sue jack daniels for hittin me wit the trunk of a live oak tree. He hurt me ths m0rnin wit the bright sunlight. Im g0nna sue jack daniels for what he did to my face last night!