A wood walks into a pub .Goes up to the landlord and asks, is the bar tender here?

A lady was carryin a parrot to church in a bus so at the first bus stop music was playin so the parrot learned the song at the nex bus stop two people were fightin so one lady throw a stone at the other one so she say if yo bin only hit me a would a mash up yo face nex bus stop two men were workin on a building so one man went up on the second floor so the other man ask how you come up here he say climb the blood ladder when they reach church they were singin so the parrot start singin this is how we do so a lady threw a bible at him so he say i yo bin only hit me a would a mash up yo face the pastor ask how you will go to heaven he said climb the blood ladder