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Its a unpleasant subject that we would all rather not discuss but it applies 2 every1 of us. This topic is about wot happend whn u last did a number 2. No1 has 2 say i did dis 1 last wk. The types of shyts r as follows: |
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Ghost shyt: thats the kind that where u feel it c*m out n u have shyt on the loo paper but deres none in the loo.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Clean shyt: The kind where u feel it c*m out, c it in the loo but deres nuffin on the loo paper.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
2nd wave shyt: It happens when yor done shyttin, youve pulled yor pants up 2 yor knees n u realise that u have 2 shyt some more
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Brain hemorrage shyt: its also known as 'pop a vein in yor forehead' shyt. This 1 u strain so much 2get it out u nearly have a stroke.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
sweetcorn shyt: Self explanatory
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Log shyt: The kind of shyt that is so huge that u r afraid 2 flush it without 1st breaking it in2 a few pieces with the loo brush.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Drinkers shyt: this is the kind of shyt u have the morning afta a long nite of drinking. It is noticeable by the skid marks left on the bottom of the loo.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Olympic shyt: This shyt occurs exactly 1hr prior 2 the start of any competitive event in which u r entered and bears a close resemblance 2 the drinkers shyt.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
'Gee I wish I could shyt' Shyt: Its the kind of shyt where u want 2 shyt, but all u do is sit on the loo wth cramps and f,art alot
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Spinal tap shyt: thats the type that hurts so much coming out that u swear it was leaving u sideways.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Liquid shyt: The kind where yellowish brown liquid shoots out of your b*tt cheeks, splashes all over the inside of the loo bowl and at the same time, burns yor tender po*p e.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Wet cheeks shyt: also known as 'the power dump'. Thats the kind out of your so fast that your b*tt cheeks get splashed with the loo water.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Mexican food shyt: A class all of its own. A burning ring of fire is its trademark
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
The crowd pleaser: This is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that u have 2 show it sum1
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Mood enchancer: this shyt occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing u 2 b your old self again
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
The ritual: this shyt occurs at the same time each day and is often accomplished wth the aid of a newspaper or other reading material
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
Guiness book of records shyt: a shyt so noteworthy it should b recorded 4 future generations
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
The after shock shyt: This shyt has an odour so powerfull that any1 entering the vicinity in the next few hours is affected
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
The honeymooners shyt: this is the shyt created in the presence of others.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
The groaner: a shyt so huge it cannot exit without groaning.
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