I offer protection. I get the finger 10 times. U use your fingers 2 get me off. Wot am i? answer. A glove.

Im spread b4 im eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometime like 2 lick my nuts. Wot am i? Answer. Peanut b*tter

All daylong its in and out. I discharge loads from my s haft. Both men and women go down on me. Wot am i? Answer. A Elevator

I come in many sizes. When im full i drip. When u blow me i feel good. Wot am i? Answer. A nose.

A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when your bored. Wot am i? Answer A ring.

When i go in, i might cause pain. I cause u 2 spit and not swa11ow. I can fill your hole. Who am i? Answer. A dentist.

I assist an erection. Sometimes big ba11s hang from me. Im called a swinger. What am i? Answer. A crane.

If i miss i hit your bush. Its my job 2 stuff your box. When i come, its news. Who am i? Answer. A newspaper delivery person.

It was layin limp in my hand. It was very long, and kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until i got 2 the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was dribbling. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip. Then I took the garden hose and watered the plants.

Wots rough and hairy on the outside. Soft and wet on the inside. It starts with C, end in T and has a U and a N it? Answer A coconut.

I love u , i love u. I love u almighty. I wish yor pyjamas were close 2 my nighty. Dont b mistaken. Now dont be mislead. I mean on the clothes line and not in my bed.

It goes in dry. It comes out wet. The longer its in, the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed. Its nots what u think. Its a cup of tea.

Tell me, is it goin in? .... Yeah... Is it hurting? ... Ooh yeah ... Ouch its really hurting.. Ok i will put it in slowly .... Still hurting? Aah yeah... Then lets try the other shoe.

I shall seek and find you. I shall take you 2 bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat. All my love. The flu virus.

2 make it straight she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she holds it. 2 make it smooth, she licks it. 2 make it enter she pushes it in. Its not easy 2 thread a needle.

Last night, i wanted and needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted 2 taste u. 2 feel u in me, so u could work your magic. But i couldnt find u.... Oh wheres my box of panadol.

Last night i couldnt sleep 4 wanting u. 4 needing u. I wanted 2 feel u between my lips and drawing u deep inside me. Im addicted 2 u but yor not here. Hey mate, Got a spare smoke?

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up or down. I cant wait 4 the next time. I love my Toothbrush.

What gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans . Inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard? What am i? Answer. A seatbelt.

She came to me one night.... She explored my body.... She s*cked, she swa11owed until she had her fill. Satisfied she left. I was hurt. d*mn Mosquito!!