Everything hurts.
What doesn't hurt, doesnt't work.
The gleam in your eye is the sun hitting yor bi-focals.
You feel like the morning after but u haven't been anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names beginning with Dr.
You get winded just playing cards.
Your kids begin 2 look old.
A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable urge.
You look forward 2 a dull evening.
You turn off the lights for economy instead of romance.
You put yor bra on back 2 front and it fits better.
Your house is 2 big and your medicine cabinet is'nt big enough.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You long to be young again but u cant remember why.

And when it takes you all night to do once wat you once did all night Pmpl

Your back goes out more then u do.

you begin sentences with.. In my days

You remember when ya used to get 2 lollis for 1 cent and there actually was a 1 cent Pmpl

I remember that! and there was two cent coins as well!