Mary mary quite contrairy, how does yor garden grow? Listen u , I live in a flat so how the fyck do i know!

Spider spider on the wall, u think yor smart, u no fyck all. Yor on a wall dats just been plastered. Now yor stuck, u stupid bastar

Little miss druggy sat in her buggy smokin an ounce of weed. Along came a spider. He skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills funny, but poor jacks gob was filled with cause jills a .

Mary had a little lamb and tied it 2 a pylon. A 1000 volts shot up its and turned it into nylon

Mary had a little lamb, its coat was full of fleas and what is more the runt had foot and mouth disease.

Mirror mirror on the wall, whos the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed then made a grunt. It sure aint u . U ugly runt

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!

Jack and jill went up the hill 2 fetch a pail of water. We dont no what they did up there but they have came back with a daughter

Jack n jill went up the hill 2 have a little fun but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Mary had a little bike. Her seat was back 2 front, and every time she pulled on the brakes the seat went up her c.nt

Im a little ny*pho short and sweet, my squels r erotic, my moves r unique. When i get turned on, here me shout, bend me over and eat me out!

Humpty dumpty fd a fat hor. Humpty dumpty sp*nked on the floor and all the kings horses and all the kings laid d ho dwn n had her again

Humpty dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men said fyck him, hes only a egg.

Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife and liked 2 beat her. Smacked her twice around the head, fycked her and went 2 bed

Lol love em ellen. Mines a bit tame but ere goes. Mary had a little lamb she thought he was quite silly, one day she picked him up and saw his little, will was a watchdog sitting on the grass, along came a b*mble bee and stung him on the,

And stung him on the, ask no questions tell no lies, i saw three china men doing up their, flies are a nuciance mosquitoes are worse and that is the end of my silly little verse. Lol my mother taught me that one.

Pmpl. Good 1 jas. Does ne1 no ne rhymes that rnt in this topic? Im tryin 2 refresh the older topics

There woz an old woman frn ealing, who had a terrible feeling, she lay on her bak, opened her crak, n pist all ova the ceiling

it mustv bn a low ceiling or a high bed